Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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