apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If I die, sorry about rent.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
