Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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