If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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