My hair reeks of homosexuality.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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