Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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