Apparently you make a good broom.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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