do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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