the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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