question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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