Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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