Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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