i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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