Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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