And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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