He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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