mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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