why didn't you poke me back
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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