home. puking in laundry basket.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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