I'm jealous of your bromance
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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