im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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you had me at cake vodka
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He better not be in your backpack
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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