U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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