i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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