Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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