Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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