her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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