they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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