I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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