How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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