David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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