You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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