Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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