And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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