Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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