Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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