Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I FOUND THE LEGS
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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