Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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