guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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