there's paper in my vomit.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Randomize