You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Congratulations! We have a period
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