if you like me you must not know who I am
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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