From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I believe in your delicious
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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