Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
