Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
