Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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