i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I FOUND THE LEGS
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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