Four minutes until I can fart!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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