Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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