Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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