just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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