Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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