jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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