So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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