i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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