Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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