Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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